nervous broad

some grimdark rose

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:53:00 -0700

some grimdark rose

jumpingjacktrash: mesitka: mementomoryo: Full version...

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:01:52 -0700

mesitka:

mementomoryo:

Full version HERE

Laude novella sia cantata

A l’alto donna encoronata

Fresca vergene doncella

Priomo fior, rosa novella

Tutto’l mondo a te s’apella

Nella bonor fosti nata

Tu se’ verga, tu se’fiore

Tu se’ luna de splendore

Volunta avemo e core

De venir a te, ornata

—

Don’t let go of my hand

Repair joyfully, probing, the entire globe

if this knot of mine overflows the world

I only want to connect our fortunes

that simply met each other at the same time

I’ll protect the world from within my knot

I’ll create the future

—

I’m pretty much dead from exhaustion after working on this piece for two days straight, but I hope it’s satisfactory to me even after I get some rest and look at it again.

Like the Aradia and Vriska paintings, I’ve combined religious imagery and Homestuck into something… weird and kind of pretentiously cool.

Also, Kanaya is a BAMF and this painting doesn’t come close to portraying that side of her.

Pencil, watercolors, gold watercolor and slight Copics on hot press watercolor paper.

Ohhh stunning °3°

this is so gorgeous. oh wow.

romana-ii: I never knew drawing lines on trees was so...

Tue, 22 May 2012 17:02:29 -0700

romana-ii:

I never knew drawing lines on trees was so relaxing.

And just in case Tumblr ruins it.

drunkenfist: i love this character oh my god what is this from...

Tue, 22 May 2012 12:59:53 -0700

drunkenfist:

i love this character

oh my god what is this from it looks amazing

Wow, look at me doing fanart again! I’m gonna make this...

Mon, 21 May 2012 21:06:19 -0700

Wow, look at me doing fanart again!

I’m gonna make this basically a homestuck fanart blog and I will be taking requests and there will probably be porn at some point!

JULES LOOK LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CODPIECE

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:38:46 -0700

JULES LOOK

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CODPIECE

gamzee is a terrible moirail and thats just how i like it

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:24:00 -0700

gamzee is a terrible moirail and thats just how i like it

mementomoryo: In the end I was the mean girl Or somebody’s...

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 22:05:06 -0700

mementomoryo:

In the end I was the mean girl

Or somebody’s in-between girl

Now it’s the Devil I love

And it’s as funny as real love

And that’s as real as true love

——

Bells and footfalls and soldiers and dolls

Brothers and lovers she and I were

Now she seems to be sand under his shoes

There’s nothing I can do.

*Collapses from exhaustion* Holy hell, this was supposed to be a simple warm-up painting, but then it went and exploded into this huge big thing!

When in doubt, draw Vriska. And maybe some Terezi for good measure. ;)

Watercolors on hot-press paper.

wine-loving-vagabond: avanelle & theworldinverts: The Best Birth Control In The World Is For...

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 17:40:06 -0700

wine-loving-vagabond:

avanelle & theworldinverts:

The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men

If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

The procedure called RISUG (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for up to 10 years. A doctor applies some local anesthetic, makes a small pinhole in the base of the scrotum, reaches in with a pair of very thin forceps, and pulls out the small white vas deferens tube. Then, the doctor injects a polymer called Vasalgel, pushes the vas deferens back inside, puts a band aid over the small hole, and the man is on his way. If this all sounds incredibly simple and inexpensive, that’s because it is. The chemicals themselves cost less than the syringe used to administer them.

With one little injection, this non-toxic jelly will sit there for 10 years without you having to do anything else to not have babies. Set it and forget it. Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

If this sounds awesome for you or your loved one, get the word out. Share this article.

Photo

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 16:20:05 -0700

Photo

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:40:05 -0700

aestheticfantastic: ‘Bernice’, Odani Motohiko (2003)

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 16:20:05 -0700

aestheticfantastic:

‘Bernice’, Odani Motohiko (2003)

Parent gives birth

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:40:05 -0700

Parent: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?

idesofmerch: weremole: A hero for the ages! Uh, yeah. A silly...

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:20:05 -0700

idesofmerch:

weremole:

A hero for the ages! Uh, yeah. A silly sketch that went berserk.

I would read this comic in a second.

finklewrucker: homestuck is going to be the death of me with...

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:40:05 -0700

finklewrucker:

homestuck is going to be the death of me with all its swirlies

wecansexy: videovriska: holy shit this is literally the best...

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:20:05 -0700

wecansexy:

videovriska:

holy shit this is literally the best vriska video i’ve ever seen.

aaaaa perfect

woah look at me back on this blog for the meantime expect some complete bullshit

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 18:53:52 -0700

woah look at me back on this blog for the meantime

expect some complete bullshit

demonsfromthesun: diarrheaheartfailure: HAHAHA HAHAOH MY GOD...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:39:58 -0800

demonsfromthesun:

diarrheaheartfailure:

HAHAHA

HAHA
OH MY GOD THIS IS ME LIKE, NO THIS IS SERIOUSLY ME. My final form, everyone.

THANK YOU ROCCO BOTTE

THANK YOU MEGA64

I’m really hoping no one thinks i was being a ttacked ro somthing i was squealing really loud...

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:58:55 -0800

I’m really hoping no one thinks i was being a ttacked ro somthing i was squealing really loud for a long time

fucking wheatley man what even

strayakuma: paranoidandroid42: testchamber19: OK I’M EXTREMELY...

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 21:53:04 -0800

strayakuma:

paranoidandroid42:

testchamber19:

OK I’M EXTREMELY SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED NOW.
TUMBLR, I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I don’t know what to do I’m just sitting here covering my face and freaking out.

i just fuckin’ lost it

SCREAMING